The King of Instruments...

The organ.  While you were the cause of a mortifying experience last Sunday (will post about it once I recover. Maybe in a few months), I still love you-- and love to play you.  Which is why #87 on my bucket list is to learn a Bach Fugue.  Preferably this one:

But I will only do it if I get to wear that outfit and those shoes.

*As a side note, my oldest sister was an organ performance major for a while and played this at her junior recital.  She's pretty much awesome.