how to get high: mormon style

who needs to try pot or cocaine when you can do this and get relatively the same effect while still keeping the word of wisdom? i guess this just motivates me to go running more and maybe, just once, i will feel the euphoria that some people experience instead of cursing with every stride. although, i do have to admit, about ten minutes after i finish my run, it feels pretty good. i've never gotten high (surprising, i know), so i don't know if it's the same feeling as smoking pot or something like that, but i definitely can claim i feel a lot better post-run, swim, or exercise of any sort. here's just one more reason why we should all work-out more often. i mean, not only is it beneficial for your health, but if you get high this way, it's completely legal!